Cosmopolis

Directed by David Cronenberg. Written by Don DeLillo. It's been a long time time since I've found a movie as tedious as this one. Difficult to muster any sort of energy to talk about this quasi-intellectual/philosophical exercise of a film. Neither emotional, nor intellectual, or philosophical. Sat in the theater seat -- feeling stuck -- and thought about the theater layout, the projection, counted how many people were leaving, if the gentlemen to my left was asleep, if the woman behind me was asleep, what is the percentage of dialogue  Robert Pattinson comprehends versus just strict memorization, would I'd fallen asleep if I went to the 10pm showing...Tedious.